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Major league baseball lost me a long time ago…with all their strikes and miscellaneous crybaby nonsense from both owners and players, it’s clear that the fans are the last thing on their minds. Every one is in it for himself. At least in the minors, players are trying. It’s also more likely that you’ll get your money’s worth at a minor league game. If you’re lucky, you’ll also get to see a manager lose his mind, like Phil Wellman who manages the Mississippi Braves.

YouTube: Minor League Braves Manager Phil Wellman Goes Nuts

Filed by JP at 9:22 am under Odd Lot, Humor, Sports
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I don’t think were too many tears (except the ones clowns paint on their faces) when this story hit the news ticker.

Yes, some people have the guts to do what most of us only dream of doing.

Filed by JP at 5:37 pm under News Clippings, Odd Lot, Humor
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I can (and plan to) shovel my guilt to the sidewalk with the rest of the trash now that I have been pardoned.

Actually, I think Dr. Williams is a pretty smart old codger with plenty of wisdom to boot. Here’s his official GMU faculty page.

Filed by JP at 2:55 pm under Opinions, Humor
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I always like a b-lister who doesn’t take themself too seriously. David Hasselhoff scores major points with me in this awesome new music video.

Filed by JP at 10:56 pm under Odd Lot, Humor
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You have a keyboard. You have the Internet. You have thousands — no millions — of random thoughts bouncing off the walls of your grey matter. These thoughts…they’re too deep for words. Or are they?

Now you’re typing feverishly, trying to put those restless emotions to words. Nobody in your world seems to understand you. No one cares. No, I’m serious. No one cares. About you. About your blog. About your stupid ideas, your poetry, your poor emo self.

Editor’s Note: Notice I said YOUR blog, not mine.

Filed by JP at 12:14 pm under Rants, Opinions, Humor
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If ever there were a worthy cause we can all get behind and support, this is it. Our favorite Saved by the Bell cast member, Screech (that’s correct….NOT Tiffani Thiessen), apparently had nightmare showbiz parents who wasted every red cent their kid had left over after paying Uncle Sam.

Now, he’s about to lose his house to foreclosure. What can we do about it? Hopefully someone can do a Save the Children parody infomercial soon. In the meantime, please contribute to a great cause.

Some advice to Dustin Diamond…be sure to report your rake from this campaign as income.

Filed by JP at 8:03 am under Odd Lot, Celebrities R Stoopid, Humor
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If I ever have a band, our first album is gonna be called “Greatest Hits” because then people will definitely rush out to buy the ultimate collection of our best tunes.

Filed by JP at 9:04 am under Ideas, Humor, Deep Thoughts
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Here’s something I would have expected to come from the bowels of Dixie on this side of the pond, but the Brits have beat Billy Bob to the punch.

Sprayonmud can give you instant off-roader credibility, and also pulls double-duty as a way to obscure your license plate from speed or other traffic cameras.

Filed by JP at 10:14 am under Odd Lot, Humor, Idiots
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I’m a little late to the Halloween party with this one, but I still found it humorous in a nerdy sort of way.

This guy’s Flickr set is called How to build a Rubiks Cube Costume.

Filed by JP at 9:06 am under Odd Lot, Humor
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This trailer is the perfect hybrid of two stupid films. It’s better than both movies put together.

Enjoy Anakin Dynamite.

Filed by JP at 8:21 pm under Worthwhile Websites, Humor, Movies
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